Agony Aunt is thanking you for the very helpful additional information. Okay, let's see. What do they ask for in the online application? I mean, there must be some kind of field there where you can write a personal comment, right? Or is it just straight forward yes or no and basic info about you?
If you can't write anything in your own words, then it's perhaps almost impossible for you to get through to them, to show precisely how trustworthy you are, how wonderful a personality you do have and how superior it is to the other applicants', so if I were you, I think I would apply like they wish you to do - over the net, which is extremely impersonal - and then maybe do something to make them remember you, like show up at the store and casually ask about the selection process, whether there have been many applicants and so on. On the other hand that might be too pushy, so it's a really fine balance between too much and still okay.
And if this sounds like too much, then how would it be to apply for something that there has been no official application process for? Could you get a job that way where you live, or are there too few available jobs at the moment?
One thing I just thought of regarding online applications is the spelling. If your text has many errors in it, they will never hire you, because it is an indication of sloppiness, so make sure that you read through what you've entered at least once before hitting the send button and if you do think your language isn't perfect, then have someone else look through it, too. This is almost insanely important!
I'd be happy to comment further if you still want me to, and otherwise good luck
