Two girls appear and hand you a cup filled with feces, and when you try to throw it down, you realize it is permanently glued to your hand. When you try to dump it out, you find it is a never ending fountain of the same vile stuff.

I wish I could enjoy a pan galactic gargle blaster at Milliway's with Ford Prefect.

Poof, you enjoy a pan galactic gargle blaster at Milliway's with Ford Prefect, but as there was a soul of a dead Hiker in the Fallian marsh gas, you'll have a split personality until the day you die.

I wish I could fly.

you jump off of the Eiffel tower(spelling?)and fly...........for all of 5 seconds………. as you hurtle to earth you regret not thinking the plan out in more depth..........................SPLAT!

Will since lone forgot to make a wish I take his turn

I wish that our allinace will become the strongest!

we became the strongest alliance in the world but them sasori decide to leave and the alliance fell last place

i wish to be love

BaZam! All the alliance member fall in love with you sasori. But each member grows jealous of sharing you with the other members so you are found one night with 12 daggers in your back and 12 roses around your bloody corpse.

I wish people would post more in the forum

(oh dear, TFGM, that was bloody!!!)

Kaboom! That was the internet crashing due to overload in WoD forum and then the world would go completely bonkers and there would be mass chaos like in the latest Die Hard.

I wish... I wish I could shrink stuff in my new closet, because I've got too many things in it (like in Harry Potter, think of Hermione's bag).

Zamalama! Your anything that goes into your closet instantly shrinks. But you forget one day and you go into it for some reason. You instantly shrink. You panic and run out of the closet in hopes to grow back to normal. But sadly the shrinking spell works differently on living things and you never become normal. You end up in a circus as the modern thumbalena.

I wish Robert Jordan was still alive.